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A Groom in Her Stocking
Harlequin Duets
December 2002
ISBN: 0-373-44156-8

"The implausible becomes the perfect recipe for holiday delight with this amusing tale…Scintillating dialogue and sparkling humor keeps the pages turning quickly as readers enjoy the holiday revelry. "
--Cindy Penn Word Weaving Reviews

"…quick fun read…put me in the holiday spirit in no time flat."
--Kathy Boswell, The Best Reviews

"Barbara Dunlop returns with A GROOM IN HER STOCKING, an entertaining tale marked by hilarious characters and sassy one-liners. "
--Romantic Times Magazine

"The secondary characters seem to come out of Northern Exposure as they turn an implausible tale into a humorous romp…delightfully delicious Christmas cheer. "
--Harriet Klausner, The Best Reviews


Lindsey dropped her negligee on the bed, shut off the tub faucet, and headed out to the second floor hallway.

Her stocking feet left footprints in the thick, cream colored carpet, and silence buffeted her passage. The building logs were solid and well chinked. Though there were nearly forty people in the lodge, she might have been completely alone.

"Camellia?" she called softly, rapping on the bedroom door. "Camellia?"

"She won't hear you."

Lindsey jumped at the sound of RJ's voice.

"Once she takes her hearing aids out, she's deaf as a door-post."

"Don't sneak up on me like that." Lindsey turned to confront him. Her loose hair tickled her cheek as she moved, and she brushed it behind her ear.

"I didn't sneak." Dressed in faded jeans and a black tee-shirt, he was less than two feet away. His gaze had followed the movement of her hand. Now it lingered on the mass of dark curls brushing her neck.

"Then what are you doing?" She wished he wouldn't stare at her so intently. Her loose hair and stocking feet put her at a distinct disadvantage.

"I'm going to bed," he drawled. "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to talk some sense into your aunt." She turned to knock again. Maybe Camellia was just in the bathroom.
A muffled snore rumbled through the closed door.

"Not tonight you aren't." RJ shifted a bit closer.

Darn. She should have come over here earlier. She tipped her head to glare up at RJ, still half convinced he'd put his aunt up to this. Her expression faltered when their height difference registered. When had he grown so tall?

"This is absurd," she said, trying to unobtrusively retreat from his solid form.

"You think it's absurd that an old lady is sleeping at..." RJ raised his wrist to look at his watch. "Midnight?" His eyebrows shot upward.

Lindsey didn't answer. Trading quips with RJ was risky at the best of times. She wasn't about to try it at midnight in her stocking feet.

His callused hand returned to his side, and her gaze involuntarily followed. Some wayward part of her brain began speculating on its strength and texture. RJ's hand was so different from Bobby's.

"Why can't you just leave me alone?" She dragged her gaze back to his face. She was not interested in RJ's hand.

He leaned in, pointing to the door next to hers, voice dropping to a husky whisper. "Because you're between me and my bed."

The timbre of his voice made the words evocative, and she swore she felt his body heat swirl out in the cool hallway. The temperature of her skin took a sudden spike. "I'm not the least bit interested in where your bed is."

"Want to know where Bobby's is?"

"No!"

"Saving yourself for the wedding night?" His chuckle was knowing, reminding her that while he might be insufferable, he was also quite possibly the only other person who realized Camellia's wedding prediction for Lindsey and Bobby was ridiculous.

"Keep this up and you won't live 'till the wedding night," she countered.

"Ah," RJ shifted to lean indolently against the log wall. He crossed his arms. The posture made his biceps stand out in relief. "So you admit there is going to be a wedding night."

"I most certainly do not." Her voice was tart as an early apple.

"Bobby not your type?"

She shook her head, voice low and definite. "Not in this lifetime."

"So where do you suppose Aunt Camellia got her inspiration?" He tilted his head reproachfully, as if Lindsey was somehow responsible for Camellia's outrageous prediction.

"I don't know, RJ." Lindsey leaned against the wall on the other side of Camellia's door, crossing her arms defiantly, matching his posture. "Where do you suppose she got her inspiration?"

She watched him carefully, waiting for the sign that he was the one who had put Camellia up to this.

"New age channeling?" he suggested. "Astrological signs? Dreams?"

"What about great-nephews?" Lindsey refused to respond to the impish grin that had carried him so easily through life.

"Bobby?" he asked, face a picture of innocence.

"You, RJ."

"What?" he looked genuinely confused.

"Don't tell me you don't think this is the greatest prank of the decade. Set Skinny Linny up and watch her squirm."

RJ shook his head. "Much as I'd like to, I can't take credit for it."

She scoffed.

"Honest." He held up his hands in a gesture of surrender. "I wish I could." His gaze traveled the length of her body once again. "Though the Skinny Linny I remember sure has changed."

"RJ, stop." His silly ogling game was having a ridiculous effect on her body.

"Sorry." His gaze returned to her face, all traces of cockiness gone.

"You think Camellia actually believes this stuff?" she asked.

"I'm sure she does," said RJ.

"What about the rest of them? What about you?"

He paused. And for a second there, he actually looked like he was having a reflective thought. "She sure nailed the Bochesky Revolution. I never did figure that one out."

"The Bochesky Revolution?" Lindsey frowned.

He got a faraway look in his eyes. "Maybe if this clairvoyance gig doesn't work out she can get a job with the CIA."

"What are you talking about?" Was he setting her up for another joke?

RJ didn't look like he was joking. But when had that ever meant anything?

"Camellia predicted the revolution weeks before CNN. And I have to tell you, that one made even cynical me sit up and take notice."

"You believe she can tell the future?" Lindsey choked out a disbelieving laugh. Just how gullible did he think she was?

He shrugged his broad shoulders. The ones Lindsey wasn't noticing.

"Let's just say I hope she never predicts me ditching my plane."

"Would that scare you?"

"Out of my mind."

Lindsey bit her lower lip. "Would you play the stock market based on her say-so?"
"In a New York minute."

"You're yanking my chain, aren't you?"

"Believe what you want. Her dividends speak for themselves."

Lindsey drew in a breath. If even RJ wasn't sure about Camellia, everyone else must be picking out china patterns by now. A sinking feeling gripped her stomach, and she groaned.

"You okay?" he asked, looking for all the world like he truly cared.

"Do you think she would..." Lindsey cleared her throat as wonder warred with curiosity. RJ was the last person she should be looking to for answers.

She pressed her lips together.

"What?" he asked, leaning in a bit closer.

Okay. Pride be darned. He was here, and he sure seemed to know a lot more than she did.

"I mean..." Lindsey continued. "Just how bad is this likely to get for me before it blows over?"

"Depends," he replied, mouth curving into a small grin.
Why, oh why was she doing this to herself? This was RJ for goodness sake. That concerned expression was a fleeting illusion. How many times had he led her down the garden path to humiliation by trailing tantalizing bits of information like bread crumbs?

Despite herself, she gritted her teeth and took the bait. "On what?"

"On how you feel about baby-name books."